I have the most disgusting job in the world! Not only do I get to play in people's poop, rotting wounds, pee, puke and snot...I also get to pluck lice out of their heads!
For the first time today, in my 20:) years of existence, I got to see a real louse! then because I am a drama queen...I spent hours disinfecting myself with lice spray and lysol...those suckers were not going home with me!!!
Frankly...I prefer to play in poop:)